Sure, I could probably take on a goldfish if it went homicidal on me, but with my luck, it’d be a whole swarm of him AND his gilly buddies. I know, I know—it’s school, not swarm. But that makes it sound like a bunch of brainy grad fish trying to force me to use whom instead of who. These goldfish would be dropouts. All mean and bottom-feedy and hanging out with the neighborhood barracuda. 

—Bernie G’s Survival Guide to Box Jellyfish in the Bathtub (Humorous Middle Grade)